Hey Siri, what should I do?

Too many decisions to make in a day

Too many variables that get in the way

Of making the best possible decision

I wish I had the kind of precision

That in the realm of artificial intelligence resides

Maybe I should look at AI platforms for advice

It would be a leap of faith to trust a machine

But if I do it, maybe that would mean

Less decision fatigue, better sleep at night

My emotions around decisions I would not have to fight

What’s more, if the result of a decision is negative

At least with guilt I wouldn’t have to live

Nor would someone else be implicated

Blaming a bot would make life less complicated…

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I am quite technologically challenged, I confess

Therefore to use an AI-driven process

Is just a pipe dream at the moment

I’ll continue making decisions with the best possible intent