In times of distress when I am losing hope
I find myself browsing online for my horoscope
I consider myself a scientifically oriented, rational person
Sometimes I just want reassurance, a prediction
That everything in life shall fall into place
Once planets align themselves in the right phase
If the prediction happens to be unfavorable
I am more careful, reading something negative enables
Me to be extra cautious throughout the day
So that misfortune does not come my way
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Most of the time horoscopic predictions
Have a positive spin given to every situation
That is exactly why I look up to my horoscope
To provide my dismal present future hope
My horoscope seriously I rarely take
Decisions based on predictions I do not make
But reading my horoscope is a pastime harmless
It usually puts me in a better mood, I confess
