So this post is about my latest (mis)adventures in my new job- using a voice recognition software to document notes for my patients in the new electronic medical records system that requires people to either type (which I am very slow at) or use this software. I am trying to train the software to recognize my accent, with hilarious consequences at times.
Technology has huge strides made
Typing is now archaic; instead
There is voice recognition software
For those unfamiliar with it, beware!
For it has transformative power unique
To mutate the words that you speak
You can witness your words chosen with care
Metamorphose into monstrosities, so beware!
The pristine documentation in which you took pride
May be so distorted that you want to hide
What’s worse is that it could offensive sound
Four-letter words might have space found
In the letter addressed to your superior colleague
You chide yourself for the accent with which you speak..
A never-ending adventure it is now for me
As I read my distorted documents amusingly!