Through ages has royalty been around
Queens finely dressed and painfully delicate
Getting attention without making a sound
With countless commoners who would on them wait..
In the world today, however, you don’t need to be
A bona fide member of the rare nobility
Anyone can be a queen- a drama queen, you see
By signing up on facebook and posting incessantly
A great platform for anyone with a flair
To create drama out of nothing but thin air
It gives drama queens the opportunity to share
Status updates that no juicy details spare
They are constantly hopeful that their friends would be
Commenting on their self-proclaimed misery
Checking notifications often, they get gratification
When for their exaggerated woes they get validation
As there are two sides to every coin, one might see
The men in their lives feeling rather happy
For no longer are they the audience primary
To their melodrama- Facebook has set them free!
A drama queen’s fears and her virtual tears
Thrive on attention from all her peers
Unfriend her, and her audience dwindles
Without attention, her virtual world crumbles..