
Your dear friend has just accomplished a feat
Getting a book published is pretty neat
You, as a reader and a loyal friend
Buy the book immediately, you intend
To make it a priority to read it, it’s obvious
That to know what your friend has written, you’re curious
*
You start the book, quite excited but find
The book does not really engage your mind
The plot seems amateurish, the writing too verbose
You stick with reading, but cannot wait to close
The book after the last chapter is read
You feel a bit let down, you are not impressed
Then you remind yourself that your friend
Deserves to be applauded for this effort, you must extend
Grace to them-seasoned authors most of the time you read
But everyone starts somewhere indeed
*
You send a message to your friend that you
Have read the book, and enjoyed it too
Of course the way things work these days
Your friend requests you to post a review, that’s the way
A book gets noticed, and authors make their name
You cannot refuse a contribution to your friend’s fame…
*
You see there are only a handful of reviews, they are all positive
Even under a pseudonym, you are afraid you cannot give
An honest review, because your friend would instantly know
That it came from you, it could hurt their feelings, and so
You give 4.5/5 stars, then try to write a detailed review
Trying to focus on what you really liked, but that’s hard to do
So you end up using the generic terms you use
To respond to social media posts and photographs, you refuse
To put in complete lies and you decide at the end
You would not review another book by a friend…
*
There is a reason why conflict of interest is a thing
Honest opinions can cracks in relationships bring…

Having done the same as you, I agree wholeheartedly. Way too hard to think of how to word the review carefully, and I would not do it again, either. My response is always that I don’t know how to give a good review without giving away some of the plot. Followed, of course, by that darn smiley face. 😊
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